i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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