it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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