is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
It was confusing and full of hummus
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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