who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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