theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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