wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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