Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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