it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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