He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
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