dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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