my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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