Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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