She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
no you cant smoke seaweed
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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