i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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