belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
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