YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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