you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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