went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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