I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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