So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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