Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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