just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
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