The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
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