how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
this boner is exhausting
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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