I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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