Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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