belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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