Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
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