I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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