The brown eye won't let me do that either.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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