Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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