My nipple is on Facebook.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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