Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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