Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Then you guys just all showered together...?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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