I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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