Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Randomize
