so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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