how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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