i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
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