Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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