Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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