He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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