Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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