I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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