...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Let the clothes fall where they may.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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