Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Randomize
