because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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