So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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