found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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