let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
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