brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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