so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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