The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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