If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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