She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
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