it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Randomize
